transitioning to tumblr..

y/n?


lj is so dead. but is it worth sacrificing lj-cuts? they are so goddamn convenient.


edit: i already have a tumblr. i'm just wondering if i should activate it and ditch lj, real talk.

does anyone even read this shit anymore? i want to update this thing so bad. i wish i could just like, imagine an entry in my head and have it magically appear.

american idol tour in a little under two weeks. also i'm bored as fuck and wanna go back to school.

i have not been in a pool for about 3 years. i would like to go swimming.




i'll be back with a more substantial update later.

ps.
twitter.com/youignorantslut
facebook.com/jennz


i miss michael.

WTF. seriously, just.. wtf. i was just talking about Mr. Hands with alex and manny today, too, so there seems to be a recurring horse theme going on. if you don't know what i'm talking about, please don't google him. please don't google him and please don't watch the ever so easily-accessible video of him getting fucked in the ass by a fully adult arabian stallion, and consequentially dying from a perforated colon. you know what.. just forget what i said entirely.


( HERRO, I'M MR. ED )


ps. i have not been getting e-mail notifications for like a month now, so if i miss a comment and don't reply, i'm sorry. blame the dummies at lj. is anyone else experiencing this? it's so annoying.
pps. why am i just NOW discovering that adam lambert is a flaming homosexual :(

wow Three 6 Mafia... what a disappointment! "who here has oxycontin, we really need to buy some after the show"

after that disaster, sam and annie and i went to some party in Orange. not gonna lie, i got majorly plastered. i've come to a few realizations when i'm drunk.. i tend to push and hit guys a lot, and i stereotype incessantly. i met my first Tibetan person, ever, and i kept asking if he meditates, does yoga, and/or wears a lot of orange. i also met a Jew (a rarity! i LOVE Jews) and vaguely remember stressing how unbelievably rich he was going to be in the future.

the next day, Faint/Ladytron which i've been anticipating for months. i've been to many a show in my life, but after seeing The Faint yesterday for the second time, i realized i have much to learn and remember. things i should keep in mind for future boisterous events:

• bring absolutely nothing.. nothing. well, bring your ticket and your car KEY (not keys) and stick them in a secure bodily crevice of your choice. "keep it secret, keep it safe."
• i lied, make sure to bring your bitchy attitude, too. you'll need it to keep pushy assholes BEHIND you. "YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS." wriggling your way to the front is a mortal sin.. unless you're slick at it like me.
• get a pair of Doc Martens and dub them "show shoes". i wish i had a lord of the rings reference for this one.
• wear cotton everything. i made the mistake of wearing synthetic materials last night, and i am surprised i didn't come home with a yeast infection.
• SIDE PONYTAIL SIDE PONYTAIL SIDE PONYTAIL
• on the note of hair, if you plan on rocking out extra hard, please make sure to shampoo that morning. dirty scalp aromas greatly intensify during rowdiness.
• contacts, never glasses. unless you install mini windshield-wipers to the lenses due to the effects of a combination of fog machines and ultra-hot steam emitting from your eyeballs.
• don't wear diamond studs, because all you'll do is get them ripped out of your lobes. RIP my diamond studs.
• prepare to get groped.
• i have nothing for #10.

all-in-all, it was still an amazing show per usual. love the faint 4ever, don't care wat u say.

ps. poor Ladytron.. they were not as amazing last night. but that's because Velocifero sucked! they did play Seventeen, though, which brought me straight back to high school.
pps. mickie is shedding like crazy -_-

so i was going to make a wishlist of a few things i currently desire for no reason, but then i realized my birthday is coming up so posting this would be totally appropriate.


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has anyone here heard of Clues? it's alden ginger (now penner)'s new band. they're pretty good, and hearing his voice makes me miss The Unicorns SO BAD. i'm going to play Clues and Islands together and pretend they're one band.

i went to the OC Pet Expo 09 yesterday with my brother and his woman, ignoring the fact that it was 97 degrees. i enjoyed it thoroughly, despite having stepped in dog vomit twice and being splattered with bulldog saliva. good thing dog vomit is virtually odorless! the bulldog drool.. NOT SO MUCH.

( I go to the University. Which one? The.. University of the United States )


so, as expected, i've been addicted to this season's make me a supermodel. especially colin.. i am just in love with him. i recently had an extremely sexually-charged dream with him in it as well which was SO awesome. i'm so gay, i made a twitter just to follow his. i know i've told some of you that twitter is lame but.. GODDAMNIT I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING MINUTE-BY-MINUTE.

:o(

some whore took 'jeningrad' on twitter. she is a korean girl living in california. there is NO way she could have thought of that on her own! so my name is youignorantslut. i hope some of you get the reference! you can follow me if you so desire. i am "tweeting" way more often than initially expected.


btw i saw steve byrne again at the brea improv, thanks to george. HE WAS EXTRA FUCKING FUNNY THIS TIME AROUND! sooo many racial jokes.



btw again, i've picked up on training mickie after a long hiatus. she's already learned two new tricks in just a month! shocking since she just turned 8. now i'm trying to train her to do stupid tricks that would solely amuse me, as well as others at social gatherings. maybe i will post a video soon.

this bitch makes me want to kill myself. i can't believe i used to be 16 :'(

edit: i just found out she lives in my city whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i admit.. i have a repulsive obsession with nail art. i am sorry if this troubles you. it just fascinates me, and i have a grossly large collection of jpegs to prove it. here are some worthy of posting..

( dwight, you ignorant slut )

holy goddamn shit




Team Teamwork has mixed hip hop tracks with music from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and have dubbed this playlist The Ocarina of Rhyme.

01. Clipse - Virginia (Lost Woods)
02. Dr - Dre + Snoop Dogg - Still D.R.E - (Getting Treasure)
03. Jay-Z - No Hook (Meeting the Owl)
04. Pimp C, Lil Keke + P.O.P. - Knockin’ Doorz Down (Hyrule Field)
05. Common - I used to Love H.E.R - (Hyrule Market)
06. Aesop Rock - No Jumpercables (Goron Village)
07. Edan - Fumbling Over Words (Battle)
08. MF Doom - Vomit (Horse Race at Lon Lon Ranch)
09. Spank Rock - IMC (Zora’s Domain)
10. Slim Thug + Mike Jones - Still Tippin’ (Great Fairy’s Fountain)


ocarina of time is my most favorite game EVER. this is almost too much for me to bear. "Still D.R.E - (Getting Treasure)" is so good i can't deal with this anymore bye.

i am just speechless.

you know, i'm quite selective when it comes to determining beautiful shoes, as i haven't jumped on several popular bandwagons (not feeling a. wang's fringe booties or, god forbid, the return of creepers) ..

but these Nicholas Kirkwood for Rodarte heels are absolutely BLOWING. MY. MIND.



jak&jil

my god.. i've never felt so asian in my life.
i would absolutely MURDER someone for some korean bbq right now. as in, i don't want to eat anything else but korean bbq. i think i'm going to go tonight.


anyway, last night at 4:30am, i ordered this shirt:


the moment i saw it on knightcat's blog, i thought, wow............ i would really REALLY enjoy having that in my closet. so i purchased it. nevermind the fact that i've otherwise been living quite frugally, even resorting to ordering just water at restaurants (who does that really), toying with drugstore makeup, and driving behind trailer-trucks on the freeway in order to reduce wind resistance therefore maximizing gas efficiency. actually, on that last one, i've only done it a couple times.


i will conclude this futile post with one question: IS ANYONE WATCHING FROM G'S TO GENTS THIS SEASON? i see so much promise in mito.



ps. totally just came back from kbbq and i bought faint/ladytron tix too, yes.

be still my heart..

i missed the Mike & Chris warehouse sale yesterday. it's okay, i still have the barney's sale to go to.

i went to a vday party yesterday. i probably should have came dressed in a wedding gown, because there were a lot of douches trying to touch my boobs in the most inconspicuous of manners. i also got a run in my favorite pair of tights.. for this, i will hate valentine's day for years to come.

( some top 5 shit that kept me temporarily entertained )

25 Phax

01. I drink out of the carton/bottle/jug ALL the time when no one's looking.

02. I love staying at home and hanging out with my mom and brother, and I think it's truly sad when someone says they're dying to get away from their family.

03. As I've stated in a previous entry, I have a fetish for the backview of the heads and shoulders of small animals and human babies. I just think it looks soo cute and vulnerable.

04. It is really, really difficult for me to throw away magazines. I always think this or that article will serve me some purpose some time in the future.

05. While on the topic of magazines, I have sort of an OCD where I cannot read a new mag until I take an x-acto knife and neatly slice out each and every fragrance strip, subscription card, fold-out ad, and anything of that nature that would prevent me from freely flipping through the pages with no obstructions.

06. I love love LOVE being scratched, anywhere on my body.

07. Until recently, I couldn't stand drinking water. Now I drink it occasionally, but usually only bottled.

08. It used to be my dream to become a skilled harpist.

09. I will literally not eat Korean barbecue if I don't have a bottle of vinegar nearby.. same with not eating pho without lime juice.

10. I really think I am capable of legitimately answering any question concerning makeup and/or skincare--I hold top contributor status in those subjects at Yahoo!Answers.

11. I think the ocean is one of the scariest things in the entire world. It is just fucking mindblowing how it can appear so calm on the surface yet hold so much life down below. For this reason, I simply cannot snorkel or scuba dive.

12. I really think I need therapy for my lack of punctuality.

13. My boobs are only 36B, but I wish they were smaller.

14. One of my ultimate guilty pleasures is listening to shibuya-kei, a genre mixing japanese pop, 60's pop, and bossa nova.. Coltemonikha is my favorite, as well as Kahimi Karie, Aira Mitsuki, Capsule, and Perfume. I hate myself.

15. I have had plastic surgery done, but I can't tell you where or else I'd have to kill you.

16. I want more than anything for my mom to get re-married to a good man who can take care of her to compensate for all the years she's been taking care of my brother and me. I also hope he is really hot and really rich so he can buy her whatever handbags she wants.

17. My family and I watch way too much reality tv.. at the moment, our dvr queue currently follows American Idol, Top Chef, Real Housewives of Orange County, Make Me a Supermodel, Intervention, I Love Money 2, Bret Michael's Rock of Love Bus, For the Love of Ray J, A Shot at Love with the Ikki Twins, RuPaul's Drag Race.. -_-

18. As I was growing up, I've always said I wanted to have a dog farm in the future, and I still do. I want to be like Cesar Milan and have at LEAST 6-7 dogs, all mutts, and all adopted from the pound.

19. I don't understand people who still buy CDs or DVDs.

20. I'm obsessed with stupid catalogs, like SkyMall, Swiss Colony, Coldwater Creek, and LTD Commodities.

21. I never make an effort to pursue a dying friendship or relationship when it's apparent that the other party holds no mutual sentiment.

22. Since about a year ago, I have been addicted to stand-up comedy. I regularly watch Comedy Central Presents and Premium Blend cause I'm always on the lookout for good new comedians.

23. Everytime I hear a song with an amazing guitar solo, I imagine how fun it would be to play it on Guitar Hero.

24. The future scares me because I literally don't know what I'm going to do without Mickie in my life.

25. Although both my parents have been incredible artists and I am currently involved in an artistic field, I think most traditional visual artists are such pretentious dicks. There is a certain extent to which subjectivism holds no validity, and that's when I see some pompous asshole gluing a spray-painted feather to a blank canvas, placing it on an exhibit wall and pricing it at $2k. I also hate the idiots who stand in front of the piece googly-eyed trying to interpret some indepth meaning that doesn't exist (true story). This is exactly what I hate about art and exactly what I don't want to become.

i've been meaning to do a "what's in your bag" thing for quite a while now, and finally got around to getting it done. the last time i did something of this nature was when i was 14 and displayed a puma bowling bag stuffed with trivial pre-teen items such as rubber bracelets and lunch tickets and wallet-sized clippings of ashton kutcher and colin farrell, all of which were legitimately ultra-bitchin' back then.


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ysl blue patchwork medium muse two this was my mom's christmas present to me; it was marked down wretchedly low, and i loved it the moment i saw it on kate moss's emaciated arm in the s/s 08 campaign. it's tumbled leather and croc-embossed microsuede, but the downside is that it's patchworked over a canvas base so it's kinda floppy, plus the hardware is such a bitch to deal with, but i love it nonetheless.
miu miu lambskin zip wallet so scratched up :/
mickie ..........................
black ipod video lol my nerdy rubber case.
lg env2 i think my phone is so cute for some reason.
orbit wintermint FABULOUS
ice breakers peach iced tea mints have you tried this shit? it's fucking delicious. that canister actually contains only like 3 or 4 mints in it because i've been noshing on them all day. raspberry is actually my favorite, but they're all good.
smith's rosebud salve i'm a big fan of petrolatum.
purell hand sanitizer an obvious staple.
neutrogena norwegian formula spf 30 hand cream the rest of you guys can grow up with liver spots sprouting all over the backs of your hands, but not me!
urban decay 24/7 liner in stash like a classy shade of pigeon poop!
h&m scarf kind of a back-up considering california weather is bipolar as shit.
keys please tell me you spot that one significant keychain.
ds lite for on-the-go sessions of big brain academy.
backup glasses don't say a fucking word, i KNOW they're wayfarers.
chloe sunglasses mk olsen has been wearing these recently, which is weird considering they're fairly old which is how i got them on sale lol.
marc by marc jacobs lipstick pen so cute in any situation, awkward when being used to fill out my insurance information after a fender bender.. hypothetically speaking.


ps. after an agonizing 4 years of tolerating my supergay "bunniez & birdz" layout, i've finally revamped it. terribly simple, but just how i like it.

pps. omg

ppps. i'm OBSESSED
rainbow of salt vacuums.

i think i've listened to this song about a million times now:


I don't have a lot of material to post, picture-wise, so here's a bunch of product reviews since i haven't done them in a while.


( YOU FOLLOWIN' ME, CAMERA GUY? )


i've been quoting the shamwow infomersh way too much lately.. really randomly, too. i'm betting it's some weird form of tourette's syndrome THIS LASTS TEN YEARS, THIS LASTS A WEEK. I DON'T KNOW, IT SELLS ITSELF

the designer blowout sale on hautelook.com began this morning at 8am.

james perse tops for $4 each, foley & corinna bags under $50, jbrands for $15, william rast jeans $22, mike & chris outerwear for $22, elizabeth and james tanks $9.50, etc.......

AND I DIDN'T GET A GODDAMN THING BECAUSE BITCHES LIKE TO KEEP SHIT IN THEIR CART AND CONTINUE SHOPPING WHICH PREVENTS DESERVING BUYERS LIKE ME FROM GETTING AT THEM, NOW EVERYTHING IS SOLD OUT, FUCK



anyway, my brother got me a taser for christmas.

a fucking TASER





is that not the best and most approrpiate gift given to a sister by an older brother?



don't tase me, bro!

i WILL tase you, bro.




edit: the engagement of zooey deschanel and ben gibbard. can you say most indie wedding... possibly ever.

my last final ended at 3:23pm on thursday afternoon. prior to that, i had come to my school campus at 1am with samantha, and we studied until 12pm the next day. prior to THAT, i had endured two consecutive all-nighters (excluding a couple half-hour catnaps). so in total, i had not slept for approximately 85 hours.

lol

no really, that is a totally worth a lol. after my last final, i had the opportunity to go straight home, driving dangerously half-asleep, and collapse on my gorgeously comfortable bed to hibernate for another 85 hours for compensation. but oh no.. i had the AUDACITY to stay awake and go to a steve byrne show that night at the brea improv.

but now winter break has commenced, and i may recuperate my throbbing brain for an unheard of 38 days.. only for it to be followed by probably the most seemingly sweetest semester ever. albeit being chockful with nothing but my very last slew of GE's (YEAH I'M STILL NOT DONE), i'm going to be taking Cultural Nutrition. hello wacky food day, jealous or what? i'm totally bringing in some nasty korean shit like... wait, i love everything about korean food.





( huh )

I really don't get this whole debacle concerning the phrase "Merry Christmas" being potentially perceived as offensive. I mean, let's be honest with eachother.. whether you'd like to admit it or not, Christmas is a Christian holiday, period. It honors the birth of Jesus Christ. Would you celebrate Hanukkah if you weren't Jewish, or Kwanzaa if you weren't African/African-American? There are a few (very few) cases where some people would, but typically no, you wouldn't.

The mere fact that Christmas has become radically commercialized throughout centuries to the point where its sheer celebratory purpose has almost completely eroded doesn't bother me. By all means celebrate Christmas if you aren't a Christian, I REALLY don't care (albeit it sort of doesn't make much sense). What bothers me is that some people are trying to take advantage of this religious holiday and attempt to strip it of its very essence, deeming it a meaningless day dedicated to putting up sparkly pine trees, hosting ugly sweater parties, and giving people stuff you got last year. I mean, that's what it was meant for from the very beginning, right? It's like it should be damned for even having the name "Christmas" when surely not everyone believes in Christ. It is just mind-boggling to me that some people can be so fucking audacious. Next time Ramadan comes rolling around, find a muslim and ask them politely to stop saying "Eid Mubarak" because it personally offends you as a non-Muslim. Hopefully they won't get offended themselves, you know?

Don't take this as extreme fundamentalist jabber. I am probably the most tolerant person in the world when it comes to religion. But regardless of my beliefs, this whole fiasco just makes zero sense.





PS. i spent $50 today getting mickie groomed, but now she smells like snickerdoodles. i also purchased a tube of dog toothpaste. the flavor variety was overwhelming, with options like beef, poultry, liver, and peanut butter, but i ended up choosing mint. in the end, i knew in my heart that i'd made the right choice.